I see an internal flight in the United State has been forced to perform an emergency landing at Denver, tracked by two F16 military fighter planes.
And the reason? A smoker trying to catch a crafty puff in the loo.
Air crew smelled smoke coming from a toilet. But when they challenged the occupant, he responded “I’m trying to set my shoes alight”.
I bet he’s so stupiud he still doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about.