I’ve delivered a survey to residents in my constituency, and each day I check the replies in the post. Sometimes I get empty freepost envelopes back, sometimes I get very earnest letters, I’ve even had someone make a puzzle for me – “assemble the enclosed words to make a message” (you can guess what it was.
But today was different. A freepost envelope covered in “Get Britain Out of Europe” stickers. I opened it, and found a little sheet of notepaper, again covered in UKIP stickers.
What did it say? It said “My politics are no business of yours…”